But YOU KEEP YOUR BITS TO YOURSELVES, DICTATORS OF THE PAST. I mean you can even make the likeness of Hitler and Stalin as Miis and then have them play tennis against each other, but still games are all like: NO HUMPING. Everyone’s always going on about how oh, we’re all thirty years old now, all grown up, and we’re making games about fatherhood like in Papo & Yo and The Walking Dead and all that jazz, and you can honestly murder anything in games these days, like you can make the witches in Left 4 Dead into Whitney Houston, have her sing to you, and then gun her down. You know what is weird, IGN? How few big videogames are about sex. If you're too young to be reading such things or you're likely to be offended by them, avert thy eyes! EDITOR'S NOTE: As is hopefully obvious from the title, this article contains some words about sexytimes, though nothing explicit.
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